Meme first. Nothing to explain.

Bae

THE SHEEP LEFT THE MACHINE

No mint curve. No LP mining. No prize timer. No NFT machine. Bae is only a meme coin where explanations die young.

pure meme meme coin ca soon no mechanics

follow the baa No machine. No dashboard. Just Bae.

Baa.exe Do you accept the baa?

Mint, sell, win, earn. All on chain.

Baa

THE Baa MINT MACHINE / TICKER: Baa

Mint Baa with ETH. The more ETH comes in, the more expensive each new Baa gets. No team wallet gets tokens. Fees feed the prize pool, burns, BaaBaa NFTs, and Baa/BTC.

IF THERE IS A DEV, HE IS A MORON. THERE ISN'T. HE IS DEAD. THE CODE IS OPEN SOURCE AND CALLABLE FROM THE BLOCK EXPLORER.

An easter egg may hatch within 14 hours, but you must hold Baa to participate. Maybe it is an algorithmic stablecoin. 🧪

210B total 0 team tokens 0.9% normal fee fees feed protocol 3 day first reward rush

baa~~~ Start here: mint Baa with ETH. 0.015 ETH or more can enter the prize game.

Baa.exe Do you accept the baa?

Mint Baa

New here? This is the main action. Put in ETH, press baa~~~, receive Baa. The mint gets more expensive as ETH enters.

Block -

mint gets pricier as ETH enters loading chain data

Baa minted -

ETH saved for sellbacks -

Mint fills near77 ETH

ETH saved to buy back Baaup to 76.461 ETH

What this ETH mints-

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My Baa-

Total Baa-

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"The sheep is baa-baa," "Oh, you mean the sheep is baaing!"

Baa to sell Max: -

Least ETH to receive

Sell percent of my Baa 0%

0%25%50%75%100%

Backup buttons

This does not ask you to fund LP. After the early window, anyone can pay gas to settle the startup bucket already collected by the contract. It tries to start LP at the live pool price. Anything unused is sent back to the reserve or burned, so minting cannot get stuck here.

Mint cap 77 ETH fills the launch mint

Prize minimum 0.015 ETH mint

Prize timer 300 blocks after the last big mint

LP rewards slow down First after 21,600 blocks, then every 28,800

Mint Baa

0.3% Prize

0.2% Burn

0.2% NFTs

0.2% Baa/BTC

LP Rewards

Last Mint Prize

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BaaBaa Draw

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This is not an NFT sale. This box never asks you to pay ETH or Baa for a BaaBaa. Fees already inside the contract pay for each draw. Eligible Baa mints get tickets. When the draw is ready, the contract can spend its own 0.05 ETH buying and burning Baa, pick one ticket, and award that wallet one BaaBaa. Most users can ignore the settlement buttons below; they exist only because a fully on-chain draw needs someone to pay gas to move it forward. After 777 BaaBaa awards, the same fee fund only buys and burns Baa.

Draw settlement buttons

Only use these when the draw status says it is ready or expired. They do not buy a BaaBaa for the clicker; the clicker only pays gas to move the public draw forward.

Baa/BTC Builder

ETH waiting-

Builder address-

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WBTC already used-

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Minimum Baa used Minimum WBTC used

You do not fund this LP from your wallet. 0.2% of ETH fees waits here. When the fund reaches 0.1 ETH, anyone can pay gas to settle one chunk. The contract spends its own 0.1 ETH: part buys Baa, part buys Ethereum-mainnet WBTC, then both are locked together as Baa/WBTC liquidity. If this part fails, normal minting and selling still work.

Earn With LP

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Rewards slow down at-

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Reward status full range only

ETH I want to add Baa I want to add

Advanced LP knobs

Lower price edge Upper price edge LP size Position ID number

Connect wallet, then click Find My LP before removing.

Raw remove button

This raw button uses the numbers in Advanced LP knobs. Most users should use Find My LP first.

salt: -

This adds wide-range v4 liquidity so it can earn Baa rewards. Narrower LP can still trade, but it will not earn these extra Baa rewards.

Where Fees Go

automatic

When minting0.7% ETH feeds prize/NFT/BTC, 0.2% Baa burns

Selling before mint fills0.7% ETH feeds prize/NFT/BTC, 0.2% Baa burns

Selling after mint fillsAll Baa sold back is burned

Manual burn buttonNone needed

Secret contract tradingNone

Live Contracts

These are the live Baa contracts. Most people never need to edit them. Remember saves the addresses in this browser; Read Chain Again reloads fresh numbers from Ethereum.

Mint contract Baa token Prize pool LP rewards Pool buy/sell helper Add LP helper BaaBaa draw Baa/BTC fund Pool rules

Static website. No custody, no hidden backend, no owner trading switch. Mint and LP buttons spend what you enter. Prize, BaaBaa, Baa/BTC, and startup-LP settlement buttons use funds already inside the contracts; the clicker only pays gas.

Human Version

Full rules

You mint Baa with ETH. The longer the mint goes, the more expensive new Baa gets.

You can sell Baa back to the mint contract, sell into the v4 pool, or sell anywhere else with liquidity. Selling does not make you the prize winner.

The latest mint of at least 0.015 ETH is the current prize wallet. If 300 blocks pass with no newer eligible mint, anyone can settle the prize. The clicker only pays gas; the winner gets 40% of the prize pool already inside the contract.

BaaBaa is not an NFT sale. Nobody pays ETH or Baa to mint one from this button. Fees first build a draw fund. Eligible Baa mints get tickets. When the draw is ready, anyone can pay gas to settle it. The contract burns Baa and awards one BaaBaa to the picked ticket wallet.

Only 777 BaaBaa can be awarded. After that, the draw fund does not stop; it simply keeps buying and burning Baa.

Baa/BTC is also not automatic every trade. Fees first build a Baa/BTC fund. Once it has 0.1 ETH, anyone can pay gas to settle it. The contract buys Baa and WBTC on Ethereum, then locks them as Baa/WBTC liquidity.

LP rewards go to wide-range v4 LP. The first reward rush is strongest, then rewards slow down by block schedule.

No backend is required. If the website is gone, the same actions can be called from a block explorer.

Quick Rules

Read whitepaper

There are 210B Baa. 40% can be minted with ETH. 60% is paid to LPs. The team gets zero tokens.

Minting gets more expensive as more ETH comes in. Before mint fills, selling back moves the same price down. After mint fills, anything sold back is burned.

You can move Baa freely. Sell on the pool, sell back to the mint contract, or sell anywhere else that has liquidity.

Mint here or mint through the v4 pool. Both can become the latest eligible mint and fight for the prize.

When the timer ends, anyone can pay the prize. The winner gets 40% of the prize pool and 60% stays for later.

Normal trades send 0.3% ETH to the prize, 0.2% ETH to BaaBaa, 0.2% ETH to Baa/BTC, and burn 0.2% Baa.

Only mints of 0.015 ETH or more update the current winner. Smaller mints and all sells still work normally.

Wide-range v4 LPs earn extra Baa. The first reward rush lasts about 3 days, then rewards slow down about every 4 days. The website helps, but the contracts can still be used from a block explorer.

There is no keeper, no pause switch, no dev reserve, and no backend that holds your funds.